Outside my Cage

Since my owner was gone today I've decided to take an adventure outside my cage!!! The first thing I saw when I used my paws to open the cage door was giant stairs. I was a little unsure if I could make those stairs so I looked upstairs for a while till I found some thing that might work. Oh and by the way I've already explored upstairs. I found the laundry chute. I grabbed some clothes to make a big pile so I was able to get in. I wiggled in and then.......FELL!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! I was screaming except it came out as barking. Finally I reached a shelf on the bottom, jumped on the clothes and jumped down. Only to realize I was in the cat room. They hissed and I barked till finally I opened the door. Now I am in the kitchen and the dog treats are right on the island in the middle of the kitchen except there in only one problem.... again I'm to short to reach. I tried to push over a chair except it was pretty hard. I reached the island, jumped on top of the chair and got to the treats. After the snack break I went into the living room and stepped on top of something and the tv came on. The show seemed pretty good so I watched it. I didn't know soap operas could be so good and lucky for me it was a marathon. I got some more treats and watched the marathon. My owner came home to get something she forgot and she saw me sitting in front of the tv, eating treats and watching a soap. She was quite surprised and she took me up stairs. As soon as she left guess what I did? Went down stairs to watch the soap. So that is was what happened outside the cage. Leave me comments about your daring adventures outside the cage. :)